Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction

* So tired today. So very, very tired today. And not ready for it to be Monday. Also, it's dark again, the air pressure changed, and I'm headachey all over again.

* Loved The Walking Dead again last night.

* Anyone out there have a really good parsnip recipe?

* I think I might have fic to post later on. Actually, I think I might have SS/HG to post later on. I KNOW! Crazy!

* Also? It's snowing. SNOWING! SNOW! EEEEEEEE!!!!!! And for the first time since eldest hellmonkey was a newborn, I don't have to worry about shoveling this winter. Renting ftw!

* This just in, I love my giant coffee mug. A lot.

* Nothing else, really. I'm writing like crazy, but not on my nano. I might pull out last year's and try to finish it, though. It was fairly children's lit-ish and eldest hellmonkey says she'd like to read it. My problem was that it was third person past tense and I ran out of steam. Maybe taking that year off will have helped.

Fic! SS/HG

Fandom: HP
Title: The Vampire's Assistant
Pairing: Snape/Hermione
Word Count: ~3200
Rating: R
Warnings: AU-ish. Vampire!Snape. Character Death. Happy ending.
A/N: Based on a combination of these two prompts from mollyssister: 1. Rumors tend to have an ounce of truth about them. Snape is a vampire? Really? or some other half magical creature. This aids him when nakkid because __________ tell me all about it. This could go horror. I am not afraid. 2. SS brews a kink potion. How does it affect the drinker? What do it do? What does Hermoine think of sex under the influence? Harder to orgasm or is that not a problem for witches?

Thanks to ellensmithee and thistle_verse for the read-throughs!

There's a bit of intentional vagueness as to when it takes place, and how things got to be the way they are, so choose your own adventure re: the epilogue. Also, I'd like to apologize for the lack of originality in the title. I'm lame like that. But you guys! I wrote SS/HG! ♥ I hope you like it, mollyssister!



( The Vampire's Assistant )